This be the new book by Hoody Doo. I find this book in a small cave by water. It seem that many brothers die here. There a previous entry by clutchmate Grizzic, so I just tear out pages. He not need them anymore, so book belong to Hoody now. I come from mighty Doo clan of Blackfish. We biggest clan in all Blackfish, all other clans know to respect our name. At feasts we always get extra meats and gooey shrooms. Make other clans fussy but they know not to talk balk. Enough about Doo clan though, this just about Hoody.
I not go into how I get where I am. Not want to write about that now. I write about right now. We just get done with big fight. Hoody most powerful with crossbow. Hoody like crossbow because he get many headshots with it. Enemies always make funny gurgly noises, always make Hoody laugh. Rest of group happy that Hoody here with his crossbow, before they lose a lot, now we strong and get respect.
Anywho, Hoody and his group take rest in big ancient chamber with coffin in middle. Coffin of some big powerful ancient Kobold who Hoody suspect get shot in head, now he in box. We take treasure from dead Kobold, he not need it anymore, it better with us. Hoody not really think stuff that neat, but can sell it for good money we find in market. It all do silly magicky stuff, but Hoody not interested, it seem to make others real hungry and they start looking at us like food.
So we leave room after good rest, and hear fighting down hallway, we stay quiet and sneak down to have look. It be tribe called Skullkickers, we meet them before but they not nice. We stay hid. All but jerky Kovalt. He not have much brain. He start banging around and making noise and then help Skullkickers. See Skullkickers have fight with Dreadnought, who not like us. Skullkickers like them less, and show it. Kovalt tell some stupid story about losing ear (he no have hear to begin with). Anyway that anger Skullkickers and they tell us to move on, this their area now. We not want to fight so we move on.
We come to a Market, and finally able to sell loots, we not have much time to sell stuff though. Kovalt decide to attack merchants and they all run away and guards come. These guards just stupid Skraggs. They not much for fighting, we send them back to Mac. He find something better to do with them, I bet he turn them into cleany bugs, they eats dead scales and keeps us looking shiny.Oh, in market we meet other Blackfish. He named Zek, he good Kobold. Make lots of sense, and help keep us in line. After fight with Skraggs, I help Zek find us place to rest, we then tell Zek about travels. Grek tell story about 3 medallions. I not really hear story before so it new to me too. We have two medallions, if we get third then we rule Kobolds or something like that. Hoody forget again but am thinking I’m close.
While we sleep, monster attacks. Zek really bad at finding hidey holes, Hoody keep quiet about helping so all blame go to Zek. Monster big and stinky and look like moving garbage. Aswad was watching for it but not good enough. He have time to yell something about Zippers. Hoody not know anything about Zippers, but must be what monster is. Aswad have his own speak though. He not make a lot of sense.
Aswad go down hard, but he buy us time to wake up. Zipper monster go down fast and we make him food. We find he full of food, not good food but we not choosey.
Hoody now complain about Cirkl. Cirkl our Healy. She really good, keep us alive. But Cirkl nowhere to be found. She like go off to Grek only know where. If you ask Hoody, she off making the curly tail with some other Tribe, she full of eggs if you know what Hoody mean. Hoody know though. He see signs, he know what to look for. He bet she come back stinking of royal jelly, and if he look at her mouth he bet it stained with dank berry juice. She all about dank berries. Nothing make her reach all legs to ceiling quicker. She not fool Hoody with lies, he know! Maybe he find letter to stick to her. That way all Kobold know.
Anywho, we leave hidey hole and we meet Skullkickers again. We think they have medallion, but they have just silly pretend medallion. We take it anyway, they not fight because we Blackfish. Skullkicker chief named Nehal, and he know we best right away, so he join Blackfish. He not fool like Cirkl. He have some story about us not being Blackfish. He say Blackfish dead, that they get killed by some dragon named Feranna, or Briney Akor. Briney Akor some shiny black dragon. Hoody not sure he kill Blakfish, but he sound cool.
Nehal say writing in crypt room in language of Briney Akor who be one of 3 dragons that rule mountain. He say that we find out more at graves of dead Blackfish. He know way, and he take us there. He say trip full of danger though, two tribes in way. Rusty Blades, and Worm Guard. Who guard worms? They not do anything. They just wiggle on floor like chopped off tail. Make no sense.
So we get ready to leave. Hopefully Cirkl stop making Blackfish long enough to come with us.